UPDATE: GILLIAN OWES ME ADVICE BUT SHE HASN’T DELIVERED SO I WROTE A LETTER AND FOLDED IT INTO A FROG LONG STORY SHORT I’M GONNA GO TO BED AND CUDDLE MY KITTY PILLOW

Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn’t advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn’t wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

if I am unable to procure a prom date for at least one of my two potential proms I might cry

One time I got stoned and and Michael Taute asked me to suck his dick no lie

my period needs to stop happening because I don’t get cramps or acne or whatever but I’m forced to wear underpants with my pajama bottoms which is 300 times worse

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can!

lecterer:

you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

annayuen:

FUCKING GIRLTRASH GODDAMNIT. I JUST CANT EVEN WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN CMON HOW MANY FUCKING YEARS HAS IT BEEN LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON I CANT EVEN. LIKE I NEED THIS LIKE SERIOUSLY I MEAN ROCK MUSICAL & MANDY MUSGRAVE & GABRIELLE CHRISTIAN & THEM SINGING & HOTNESS & JUST DO SOMETHING GUYS OR IM GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE. 

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me